the unyu moment

I
girl: "do you like me?"
boy: "no, i don't like you"
girl: "ooh :("
boy: "listen, i don't like you but i love you girl"

II
girl: "do you want to stay with me?"
boy: "no, i don't"
girl: "oh :'("
boy: "i don't want to stay with you but i want to live with you"

III
girl: "do you want to say love to someone?"
boy: "yes i do"
girl: "oh, how lucky girl" *sad and disappointed* *gone* *received a phone call*
boy: "*in the call* hey, i love you!"

VI
girl: "would you'll be sad if i left?"
boy: "no"
girl: "ooh *sad*"
boy: "i wouldn't sad if you leave me. but i will die"

ahaaaaaaa betapa romantisnya kalimat-kalimat itu. andai aja ada yang ngomong gitu ke gue pasti gue udah ngefly ke surgaaaaaaaa.